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1<\/strong><\/td>“You’re just going to keep humping the wall. Okay.” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
2<\/strong><\/td>“A desk is no place for a hacksaw” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
3<\/strong><\/td>\u201cthe palace of poo, the citadel of crap, the temple of turds\u201d – Tom_posh<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
4<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI don\u2019t wanna be in the poo palace\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
5<\/strong><\/td>“Don’t be a map, kids” – AppropriatePanic<\/em><\/td><\/td><\/tr>
6<\/strong><\/td>“This is your friendly reminder that pollen allergies is because a tree came in your face” – AppropriatePanic<\/em><\/td><\/td><\/tr>
7<\/strong><\/td>“fuck donkey AND his kong” – Nerdalesca<\/em><\/td><\/td><\/tr>
8<\/strong><\/td>“you know… ghandi walked without shoes alot so his feet were really rough. he also had a weird diet that made him really weak and gave him bad breath. that made him the first case of a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.” – AppropriatePanic<\/em><\/td><\/td><\/tr>
9<\/strong><\/td>“that bear didn’t drink enough water” – Revenkin<\/em><\/td><\/td><\/tr>
10<\/strong><\/td>“I can’t beta test the other stuff…. I spent all my points on water which obviously was the right choice” – Revenkin<\/em><\/td><\/td><\/tr>
11<\/strong><\/td>“My security clearance is called 12ga shotgun” – AppropriatePanic<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
12<\/strong><\/td>“sing to the tune of ‘if you’re happy and you know it’: if its longer than its wide then its phallic. if its longer than its wide then its phallic. if its not longer than its wide, then just turn it on its side, now its longer than its wide and its phallic” – AppropriatePanic<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
13<\/strong><\/td>“Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.” – AppropriatePanic<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
14<\/strong><\/td>“You got this, you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch” – OzzBW1337<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
15<\/strong><\/td>“I am a waifu” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
16<\/strong><\/td>“But all that food just walking around, being meaty and tempting\u2026 chomp chomp.” – kitty_kerosene<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
17<\/strong><\/td>“its a dophin squid! a squalphin!” – AppropriatePanic”<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
18<\/strong><\/td>Was kinda hoping I could remind you of your Aussie roots with a bike and spawning some vultures […] IT’S SWOOPIN’ TIME!” – Nerdalesca<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
19<\/strong><\/td>“It’s fine, you’re just showing me how not to play” – TheValiantKnight<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
20<\/strong><\/td>“I’m not ashamed of my penis” – Leamyx<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
21<\/strong><\/td>“SQUIRREL” – Oreo10234<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
22<\/strong><\/td>“Gonna be honest whenever I see John Travolta I just see a woman from the 60s” – Oreo10234<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
23<\/strong><\/td>“those eyes are the last thing my chicken nuggies see at night” – Revenkin<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
24<\/strong><\/td>“I AM THE BESTEST GOD EVER!” – Miss_Didi<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
25<\/strong><\/td>“That hurt me in my no no square” – Ruku, playing Inscryption<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
26<\/strong><\/td>“I am the poo master!” -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
27<\/strong><\/td>“What was the other option I kinda tuned out when I heard duckys” – Oreo10234<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
28<\/strong><\/td>\u201cIt\u2019s got teets, better yank em\u201d – ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
29<\/strong><\/td>\u201ci smell amazing\u201d -didi<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
30<\/strong><\/td>“Hell yea the bone zone!” -ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
31<\/strong><\/td>\u201cProtect my bum\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
32<\/strong><\/td>“If you’re a true milk man you won’t let any milk past-your-eyes” – MarquisMark<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
33<\/strong><\/td>\u201cYou can see her bum\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
34<\/strong><\/td>\u201cbut every community is a cult if we make it a cult\u201d – Revenkin<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
35<\/strong><\/td>“A triangle looks DTF” – Ruku, requiring no further context<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
36<\/strong><\/td>“Welp, ur fucked, Reborne is chaos incarnate.” – Mukkod<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
37<\/strong><\/td> “….in a row?!”<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
38<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI\u2019ve got a plan it\u2019s a terrible plan but it\u2019s a plan\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
39<\/strong><\/td>“thats right children, attack the orphans!” -Rukusan<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
40<\/strong><\/td>\u201cThree minutes is a cromulent amount of time to poo\u201d – MarquisMark<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
41<\/strong><\/td>“She likes pink and coconut!” – Ruku talking about Didi<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
42<\/strong><\/td>\u201cPut your boobs in my face\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
43<\/strong><\/td>\u201cNo! You’re not sticking you finger in my butthole!\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
44<\/strong><\/td>\u201cThe drain is drainy\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
45<\/strong><\/td>“I’m a naked hotdog!” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
46<\/strong><\/td>“Review- ‘Meat in your Mouth’ restaurant was a\u2026 experience. The food came out quickly but was overcooked. The kitchen floor was atrocious while the waiter stood by watching, and when the waiter came over, shoved the food in my face and told me a few explicit words. 4\/5 stars\u201d – oreo10234<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
47<\/strong><\/td>\u201cYour reward was earning the love of a five handed woman\u201d -Tom_posh<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
48<\/strong><\/td>I can imagine going to the bank for a loan and saying \u201cI know we\u2019ve failed at our restaurants before, but we have a different strategy this time. We\u2019re not going to offer corn\u201d- tom_posh<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
49<\/strong><\/td>“oreo its ok its ok its ok oreo” -didi<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
50<\/strong><\/td>“brb logo is a cuck” – Syliddar<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
51<\/strong><\/td>\u201cSuck ma Willy\u201d- Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
52<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI need snappy boys\u201d -Ruku talking about tongs<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
53<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI expected it to be bigger\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
54<\/strong><\/td>“I was A BONE MAN and I was in THE BONE ZONE!” – MarquisMark<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
55<\/strong><\/td>“I see” said the blind man pissing into the wind\u2026 “it’s all coming back to me now”‘ – Kitty_Kerosene<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
56<\/strong><\/td>Well this orgy is off to a good start -Ruku after dying<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
57<\/strong><\/td>“tom it’s 2023 we don’t call people smurfs anymore” – MarquisMark<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
58<\/strong><\/td>“I BROKE RUKU WITH A QUOTE HAHAHA” – Kitty_Kerosene<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
59<\/strong><\/td>\u201cSneaky!\u201d – Sneaky Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
60<\/strong><\/td>“the ancient waterway. what an old man call his dick” – AppropriatePanic<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
61<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI\u2019ll give you a few holes mate if you know what I mean\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
62<\/strong><\/td>\u201cWhere is this old man\u2019s d!ck\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
63<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI keep mukkod warm at night!\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
64<\/strong><\/td>“Silly Fronk! A boats not a fish!” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
65<\/strong><\/td>\u201cenjoy my crotch for a second\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
66<\/strong><\/td>“I thought it was a round dude with little legs” – Ruku, talking about the paint on Raft<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
67<\/strong><\/td>“One can have an enjoyable funk, you know?” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
68<\/strong><\/td>\u201cThere\u2019s dysentery and there\u2019s typhoid, Hayley has both\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
69<\/strong><\/td>Nice<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
70<\/strong><\/td>\u201cPlease don\u2019t hurt me, or at least hurt me in a sexy way\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
71<\/strong><\/td>“On this, the day of my fridge’s birthday.” – Kitty<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
72<\/strong><\/td>\u201cHi, I\u2019m a jumpy little bitch\u201d -Ruku, Resident Evil Village (but also anytime)<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
73<\/strong><\/td>\u201cMagic water in my butt\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
74<\/strong><\/td>\u201cStick a graph in my butt\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
75<\/strong><\/td>\u201cLook at this butt. Every time I do a see a butt\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
76<\/strong><\/td>“I am such a softboi.” – ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
77<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI just got jizzed on by my water bottle\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
78<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI\u2019ve forgotten how to swallow\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
79<\/strong><\/td>I also have my dick stuck in a blender! Twinzies!\u201d – Tom_Posh<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
80<\/strong><\/td>\u201cStop killing me, stop freezing me\u2026 stop putting things in my butt.. unless you’re certain people my butt is an exit, it\u2019s an exit butt\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
81<\/strong><\/td>\u201cHARVEST THE CHILD! [\u2026] YESSSS YOUR FEAR SUSTAINS ME!\u201c – Kitty<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
82<\/strong><\/td>\u201cAhh my favorite chatter, station wagon\u201d – Revenkin<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
83<\/strong><\/td>\u201cnever trust a gaseous horse\u201d – Tom_posh<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
84<\/strong><\/td>\u201cCause he\u2019s a dick.. he\u2019s a hooded dick\u2026 a big old hooded Dick\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
85<\/strong><\/td>\u201cThis is my farm, I\u2019ll whack who I wish\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
86<\/strong><\/td>\u201cDon\u2019t goo on me\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
87<\/strong><\/td>“Fuck off you giant testicle!” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
88<\/strong><\/td>\u201cStop humping the building\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
89<\/strong><\/td>“MAGIC WATER\u2122 whether it\u2019s a paper cut, hook in your hand, arm chopped off or radiation poisoning.. magic water\u2122 will fix any injuries with just a spritz on the injured area and itll be as good as new” – Oreo10234<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
90<\/strong><\/td>\u201cEhe it said insert\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
91<\/strong><\/td>\u201csharks = doggos of the sea.\u201d – Kaeserage<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
92<\/strong><\/td>\u201csexual congress goes alongside sexual executive and sexual judiciary as equal parts of the united sexes of america\u201d – tom_posh<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
93<\/strong><\/td>\u201cWhat\u2019s this? An underwater apocalyptic turn of the century city full of addicts and flawed philosophies?? A sudden influx of BEEEEES will help them!\u201d – Revenkin<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
94<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI\u2019m buttman\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
95<\/strong><\/td>\u201cCan I have ya hat?!\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
96<\/strong><\/td>“Ok that’s not a scary George Washington, that’s a 4070ti” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
97<\/strong><\/td>\u201cMy pronouns are bat and man and my sexual orientation is justice\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
98<\/strong><\/td>\u201cNooooo Ruku, it\u2019s ‘don\u2019t die’! Not ‘do die’!\u201d – Ronni<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
99<\/strong><\/td>“When I played games it was ‘you shoot someone, they die’, not ‘you shoot someone, they turn into a three story house with French windows'” – Ruku critiquing Fortnite<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
100<\/strong><\/td>\u201cCan I have your baguette?\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
101<\/strong><\/td>\u201cCan I have your dog?\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
102<\/strong><\/td>\u201cRuku is gas mask Oprah\u201d – Kitty<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
103<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI can see monkey peen!!\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
104<\/strong><\/td>“Lissen Ruku when the apocalypse comes and your looking for food while I got some jerky of Becky over here.. I won\u2019t be sharing” – Oreo<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
105<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI need your meat in and around my mouth\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
106<\/strong><\/td>“I too heave at babies” – Kitty_Kerosene<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
107<\/strong><\/td>\u201chow inconvenient to be blind while dead\u201d – Kitty<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
108<\/strong><\/td>\u201cOh no, I can only count to 10\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
109<\/strong><\/td>\u201cpfft ancient Egyptian rituals ain\u2019t no match for an Apache attack helicopter\u201d – Revenkin<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
110<\/strong><\/td>\u201cListen to that, the dulcet sounds of screaming headless men\u201d – IAmFastWolf<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
111<\/strong><\/td>“Ruku is gas mask Oprah\u201d – Kitty<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
112<\/strong><\/td>“I have heard, in the entertainment Biz, a good set of lips will get you anywhere” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
113<\/strong><\/td>\u201croses are red violets are blue, Caesium-137 has a half life of 30 years\u201d – macrossfiru<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
114<\/strong><\/td>\u201cHole in wall\u2026 also known as a glory hole\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
115<\/strong><\/td>\u201cStop touching the squishy things, it\u2019s obviously a bad idea\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
116<\/strong><\/td>\u201cGo forth destroy that wall, lick that other dogs butt\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
117<\/strong><\/td>ruku dies<\/em> \u201cI feel I\u2019m getting the hang of this\u201d -Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
118<\/strong><\/td>\u201cI\u2019m aquaman but bear\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
119<\/strong><\/td>\u201cHayley it\u2019s not a self dunk it\u2019s a biological field note\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
120<\/strong><\/td>\u201cGonna get a snack, yea, gonna jam my fist in this butthole, yea\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
121<\/strong><\/td>\u201cOh there\u2019s my friend JarJarBinks47, hit follow\u201d -Ruku griping about the complexities of new social medias<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
122<\/strong><\/td>\u201cOh no I\u2019ve misplaced my balls of steel\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
123<\/strong><\/td>\u201cThis winter, fastwolf has, cold toesies\u201d – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
124<\/strong><\/td>\u201cSerious Sam implies the existence of a lighter, more jovial Sam\u201d – OzzBW1337<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
125<\/strong><\/td>\u201cFuck you magic eggs\u201d – IAmFastWolf<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
126<\/strong><\/td>“hey daimo what you do today.. oh just t-bagged a spider all in a days work.” – Ruku<\/td><\/td><\/tr>
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